NFTs have no future
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today i looked at more nft cringe, including the weird cryptoland to prove that NFTs have no future. honestly im milking this stuff, but it does so well and its so funny to react too. like the existence of the stuff in this video is absolutely mind boggling i did not write this script sober. I know you couldnt, go ahead, try
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Bold move to steal the beat of “Prince Ali” Wonder if Disney is aware
Do you know the definition of insanity?
That coin looks like a Disney twist villain who gets thrown off of a CryptoCliff (TM) 10 minutes before the movie ends
I realize that the song in that film slightly ripped off Prince Ali
The problem with the metaverse is that it gained popularity at the same time as nfts. Unfortunately, the metaverse technically doesn’t have to have ANYTHING TO DO WITH NFTS. Just extremely poor timing.
Bro you cannot make an astroworld joke while I’m drinking water, I almost drowned 😭
Eyyyyyyy astroworld reference
Wow the nft on the thumbnail is so cool
The Cryptoland Demon is scary mother! I wish for it to die, DIE YOU ABOMINATION AGAINST NATURE!!! All jokes aside though you know when you see those scenes of chimps that at first were totally fine and then then they go absolutely apeshit crazy, jumping around, bashing their fists and heads against the walls out of pure anger/horror, that’s what’s going on in my head.
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Why do I headcannon Connie as heteroflexible with a crush on the guy character 💀💀💀💀
I got the idea of the invasion of Normandy except it takes place on the beaches of Cryptoland, please help me
Why does that animation feel like it would be a satire on how crypto is a cult if it was made by someone with any self-awareness
3:44 BRUh is that Isle Delfino?!
This shit screams MLM lol
one of my friends saw a guy in his computer science class that would use google stadia on the computer during class… that person also was really into nfts
That video looked like the mask music video
And now nft food is an actual thing.
I mean actual food. In real life.
they really stole prince ali?
There was even an NFT of Kitty0706, a dead youtuber that liked posting gmod videos, when I saw that shit I genuinely wanted to punch a wall as hard as I could.
This will be the biggest pump and dump scheme in human history
10:14 GODDAMMIT THAT IS LITERALLY JUST PRINCE ALI, THEY REALLY RIPPED OFF ONE OF THE BEST MUSICAL NUMBERS FROM ON OF THE BEST ANIMATED MUSICALS EVER MADE
After watching Kwite react to this ad, I still don't know how Cryptoland is supposed to function or what NFTs have to do with it. All I see is a low budget TV show shoving ideas in my face.
THE CRYPTO BEACH SONG WAS LITERALLY A SHITTY COVER OF ALI ABABUA
THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
did they seriously rip off the exact ending of prince ali 😀
this title aged well
I don't know if anyone else has noticed or pointed this out yet, but the Bored ape NFTs really do be looking like the baboon-ape-whatever she is teacher from the Amazing World of Gumball but worse.
Mickey Mouse: “hau hau, did a mothafacka just decide to rip off the mouse? Not on my goddamn watch, Mickeys gonna break your legs and feed your asses to the yeti in the mattahorn hau hau”
I am actually surprised at how cheaply made these projects look while still getting praised by the community.
Phantasy Star Online concerts look way better and have a much better sense of community than anything that something tied to metaverse could produce
Uhm…… they literally just used Jurassic park as an inspiration and even used the music
I barely understood a single line of dialogue in that cryptoland clip.
I love how as I was watching this video I got a NFT ad