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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Artist: Darnell Eaton
Writer: Mark Hill
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea
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00:00 – If NFTs Were Honest
05:18 – Darnell Is Going To Be Famous
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Made $700 million yesterday off nft.
I still can't understand or comprehend this and I am a millennial
My Tennis playing Chihuahua Roger T-shirt arrived today, it's fantastic!
'Fax machines to sext' omfg im dead.
3:24 that's messed up
There are two different kinds of Mr. Rogers in the world…
I learned more about NFTs from this video than from anywhere else. Phenomenal.
The nightmare is here. NFT's are a sick scam that will last until the next fad. The gov't has to catch up with this stuff, or the scams will rip off millions. Stop investing in crypto, dumbshits!
My Gen Z kids were a little surprised that I was the one who recommended this video to them, LOL!
Every day I am more content to be old; somewhere along the line I picked up a few molecules of common sense.
NFTs may seem bad now, but they can only hope to scam the public on the level of bottled water companies. Selling water in a bottle to people with running water at home, now that's a scam.
"but if it's unregulated, how can you own it?"
Obviously you do not know anything about blockchain technology. Also fuck the state
I hate that the NFTs that became well-known were fucking monkey pictures instead of something more innovative
monke pictures are NOT the best use of non fungible tokens, but unfortunately that's all people think of whenever someone mentions blockchain
You're going to die broke and alone 😂😂😂😂
Money washing interesting
When you realize Roger is more competent than our President Potato
You've been Rogered.
This is beautiful and I love it.
Space helmet of some kind.
How is this funny I'm dying🤣😂😂, this is art
Starving artist should consider a job in manufacturing.
i'm assuming this is kitty0706?
NFTs were probably invented to launder money, not because people actually want to own them for the sake of it.
1:40 what the heck is this hahahah
Funniest thing happened even before the video started. Youtube Ads pushed me a… I presumed… "real" NFT ads to me.
And now the newest insane non-investment fad is real-estate in Meta, so you claim to be a neighbor of Paris Hilton of whoever.
To quote Sir Terry: "Hope is the greatest of all gift, the hope that just for once, the Find the Lady game might not be rigged, or somebody is so down on his luck that he's selling a real diamond ring for five dollars, or that tomorrow, it'll be you . It won't ever be, but you are hoping, and that is what scam artists live on."
Got nft add
I love you!
Who got NFT ad?
you can see it for what it is and try making some money while the hype last 🤷
NFTs are not about art. It is about proof of ownership. Right now, they are used for digital art because they provide concrete proof of ownership. When they become mainstream, you'll want NFTs for your most important documents like the deed to your house or title to your car.
So what happens if someone takes a screenshot or otherwise downloads a copy of your digital picture. They save it on their computer's hard drive and thus own a copy. What is the use of buying a digital picture? Do you rent it out for royalties, to be used in ads or something?
so, in our office we found nft's really funny…
we are it specialists, we see a lot of stuff, that is stupid af…
but nft's are the most stupid stuff we encountered over the years… not the technology, but what people do with it…
"It's a mayonnaise stain!"
Took me a second to get it. I want to give it back…
Best explanation ever
We should really stop fighting capitalism with pyramid scheming.
Anyone gonna mention the Astronaut Roger at 1:39
Thank you. I kept seeing "NFT" and wasn't sure what they even were, and attempts to look it up didn't help. I kept thinking "This is stupid."
But thanks to your explanation I now understand. They're even stupider than I thought, and there's a level of fraud involved that just makes the whole thing even funnier and more pathetic.
“Dodge Taxes”, “Money laundering”.
Now all I need is money. : (
Rodger should know that NFTs aren’t about a picture but the utility they unlock. The picture adds gamification. But on that point if all the NFT is is a picture. Run…
Yep, my country is a sh*thole.
"Most NFTs look like the creation of concussed children."
Had to rewind the video, tears of laughter were blinding me.